can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?
AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM MORE LIKE
Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average
don’t worry girl there’s no way you’ll get pregnant i ate like four condoms before i got here
throw it in the ocean
what if it’s the ocean
throw it in a different ocean
i suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
I’m not asking for a lot in a relationship. All I want is to kiss, cuddle, play videos games, and have hot sex.
I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.